Every barber in San Andreas except Old Reece is a confirmed member of the Epsilon Program cult. They wear baby blue shirts, greet CJ with "Epsilon smiles on you, uncle-brother!", and say "Kifflom!" when cutting his hair. Most barbershops even have blue exterior signage as a subtle hint of their affiliation.
Dillimore barber shop's blue signage — textbook Epsilon front, no doubt.
The barber pole's blue stripe? That's not patriotic, that's Epsilon-coded.
Baby blue shirt, thousand-yard stare — this barber's about to drop a Kifflom on you.
Same cult uniform, same creepy energy — barber #2's ready to convert your fade.
CJ rocking Epsilon green like he's already been indoctrinated between haircuts.
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Rockstar hid a farming detail so obscure most players never noticed — the harvester actually works on specific fields.
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The 'Drive Thru Confessions' booth in the woods — praying to nothing, or something listening?
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