Warstock Cache & Carry's official description humorously lists its target demographic as including 'hot housewife,' 'unhinged lottery winner,' and 'military hobbyist with a worrying amount of disposable income' alongside actual paramilitary groups.
The Duke O'Death on Warstock — because nothing says 'unhinged lottery winner' like a bulletproof muscle car with a death wish.
The Marshall monster truck — built for the 'military hobbyist with worrying disposable income' who needs to crush cars on a Tuesday.
The Dubsta 6x6 — six wheels of overcompensation that somehow appeals to both paramilitaries and 'hot housewives' per Warstock's own marketing.
The Rhino tank — Warstock's way of asking: are you a legitimate paramilitary, or just a 'worrying' enthusiast? Either works.
The Barracks truck — because every 'unhinged lottery winner' needs to haul their imaginary private army around Los Santos.
The Cargobob heavy-lift chopper — for when your 'worrying amount of disposable income' needs to airlift a car collection you definitely don't need.
The Buzzard attack chopper — small enough for an 'armed rebel,' flashy enough for a private security firm with more ego than training.
The Crusader jeep — Warstock's democratic death machine, marketed to everyone from 'hot housewives' to 'fanatical neighborhood watch groups.'
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